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Stranger: with no offense.....wanna talk dirty?
Stranger: ok so can i ask your age first?
Stranger: i think you are too young for me i am 25
You: age doesn't matter... and believe me, i'm VERY naughty and dirty...
You: don't like having 1 boyfriend
You: I can deal virgins very well...
You: I can make the best night of your life come true...
You: If you're virgin... well, we could solve that
Stranger: i bet you could
You: so, what's your name, my dear?
Stranger: i like canadian girls
You: oh, baby, baby, you bet!!
Stranger: i prefer sensual then sexy
Stranger: but i never been with a girl..lol
You: I can make that shyness come away
You: You can feel very comfortable with me
Stranger: i wish you could
Stranger: can i ask some questions
You: Yes, of course, darling
Stranger: penetration or licking?
Stranger: but do you admit that?
You: I really, really enjoy it
Stranger: doesn´t hurt you?
You: One thing you must know about me... I really moan and scream..
You: well, I'm used to it, so, no...
You: u just get used to it
Stranger: so with how many you ahve been
Stranger: well i wish i could be there with you
Stranger: i bet you would be able to teach me somethings..lol
Stranger: i work at the airport
Stranger: i am graduated in tourism
You: I never said this to any1 but
You: can u keep a secret?
Stranger: i don´t know you
You: I lost my virginity when I was 12...
Stranger: did it felt special at least?
You: yeah it was important... it was really special for me
You: it was also my first facial
You: I learnt a lot of stuff when I was about 13, 14
Stranger: you did it all ~
You: what do you mean, all?
Stranger: wel for me that is all about sex i think
You: i'm bissexual since 15
You: I like guys the most
You: they can REALLY GET ME HORNY!!
Stranger: how a guy can make you horny?
Stranger: without touching you?
Stranger: can you explain
You: I really get horny when
You: firstly, I tease the guys
You: I usually tease them
You: and they get hard, you know
You: I pull their pants off
You: And that hard cock just
You: sooo big so big baby
You: I really get horny when I get to suck really big balls
Stranger: ever been with a guy that had a small one?
Stranger: what did you done?
You: his dick was REALLY small
Stranger: i bet i doesn´t hurt so much
You: it still was small like fuck
You: but not as much as big sticks
You: but it stills hurts.
You: how big is ur toy... ?
Stranger: don´t know in inches
Stranger: so is not big i know
You: i wanna tell u something
You: I really get horny with big cocks
You: i didn't get one HUGE cock
Stranger: you have to go black
You: so 17cm is perfect for me
You: never fucked with a black tho
Stranger: portuguese are very well equipped
Stranger: yes..statistics say
Stranger: there are many portuguese in canda
You: I want you... horny boy
Stranger: i wish we could
You: how many girlfriends
Stranger: never touched a girl
You: u never kissed in the cheek?
Stranger: don´t know how does it feels
Stranger: and mouth with one
You: things didn't go well?
You: did ur tongue go in?
Stranger: that i din´t liked..but felt a attraction
Stranger: i wish i can find a girl that doe´sn´t matter to teach me all that
You: I'm a really good kisser... People say my tongue is really tasty
You: I'm a girl who knows about it
You: really knows about it
You: and have no problems
Stranger: i wish i can find some one like you one day
You: Awwwwwwwwwww!!!! Really? That's really sweet of you
Stranger: and the best part is that i am not bad looking
You: And... you know, shy boys can get REALLY dirty, trust me
Stranger: i can´t even look straight into a girls eyes
Stranger: just don´t feel safe i don´t know
Stranger: and what i would really like to met is
Stranger: a girl that could teach me all that in secret
You: what do u mean, secret?
Stranger: and no one nows about it
You: ooh, I get what u mean
Stranger: you know....that i never been with her
You: I fully understand you
Stranger: i now one knows nothing
Stranger: i am very affraid of that
Stranger: specially being a virgin
You: What's the problem of you being a virgin?
You: c'mon, you gotta be positive
Stranger: never tasted the best of life i guess
You: someday, you'll find the love of your life
You: still got a lot to c (if u understand me)
Stranger: but still losing my time
Stranger: i should be with a girl from times to times
Stranger: like normal people do
You: u never felt something?
Stranger: i did...but things didn´t workrd well
You: I wanna know and I can help you
Stranger: nowdays..i don´t like no one
You: tell me what happened
Stranger: the ones i like apear and disapear very fast
Stranger: and the nice and pretty....all have bf
Stranger: so ....i don´t even look to them
You: a really close friend of u
You: you never had a boyfriend
You: and just look DEEP into her eyes and kiss her
Stranger: that may not work well
You: you'll feel really well
You: for finally kissing a girl
Stranger: but lately i didn´t met anyone..that i was really into
Stranger: i have many friends
Stranger: but i don´t like none of the girls
Stranger: some have bf some are crazy
Stranger: some are just friends
You: Maybe if all these years you can't look even straight to the eyes of a beautiful girl, you're gay. MAYBE. (I'm sorry if it offended you, but that's what I think)
You: You could try to check if you really like guys
You: because, honestly, it isn't working for girls
Stranger: i get hard when looking at girls´
You: you watch porn on internet?
Stranger: well and i can tell you
Stranger: i don´t like slim girls
Stranger: i prefer them chubby..lol
Stranger: and i am very slim
You: and he made me eat!!
Stranger: wel that is my taste in girls body
Stranger: but some slim girls...o hmy good
Stranger: make me so crazy as well
You: you just love that booty shaking
Stranger: oh that i am sure..i like girls only
You: and those boobies bouncing
Stranger: what i think the most
Stranger: is the warm feeling of the body
Stranger: i like* the most
Stranger: the should be the best part of it i guess
You: Eu sou um gajo de Portugal
You: e isto está a ser gravado.
You: e toda a gente vai ver isto
You: e marmelada com chouriço
You: já deves ter deduzido isso
Stranger: posso dizer-te mais um segredo
Stranger: es um gajo fixe
You: gosto que me elogiem
You: Deixa-me excitado, sabes?
Stranger: es o primeiro tuga que conhelo aqui
Stranger: até agora foi so brasileiros
You: o maior fórum de Portugl
You: muito porreiro por acaso
You: sobre tecnologia e isso
You: Anedotas e curiosidades
You: onde um caga cagão modera isso tudo
You: eu vou postar isto tudo lá
Stranger: não fico...claro
Stranger: estava a tentar falar com alguém que me pudesse ajudar
You: quem é que disse que eu estava a gozaqr
You: tenho só um mais conselho
Stranger: aposto que algumas partes não foram gozo
You: sai à rua e vai conhecer umas miúdas
You: n tenho microfone sorry
Stranger: se fosse assim tão facil
Stranger: nesta altura Faro é so turistas
Stranger: anda tudo louco
Stranger: so querem é tanned
You: Tens 25 anos, não é muito normal... Tens que superar a timidez
You: P.S.: Já estavas excitado, não? hehe
You: aposto que até puseste a pila de fora e tudo
Stranger: enão ja tava a roer o pc todo
Stranger: queres apresentar-te?
Stranger: ou nem por isso?
You: o que é que há para dizer?
Stranger: acho que no fundo até ouve conselhos porreiros acho eu
You: são conselhos sábios de uma pessoa que sabe
Stranger: fico feliz por saber que não são todos como eu
Stranger: deixa so que te diga que es um sortudo
You: sortudo porquê, lol?
Stranger: se sabes umas coisas
Stranger: sobre o assunto
You: tens mais 12 anos que eu
You: e não sabes nada sobre o assunto?
You: Ah e já agora, por onde é que descobriste o site?
Stranger: foi mesmo por ai
Stranger: acho que não existem muitos
You: eu por acaso, descobri isto hoje
Stranger: posso dizer-te que já fiz aqui uma amizades porreiras
Stranger: com umas miúdas
You: Desculpa lá ter-te feito parvo
Stranger: tudo bem...so estava atento a parte dos advices
You: e então? já aprendeste coisas novas hoje e tal
You: é melhor que um chuto no pé... ou um pontapé no rabo
Stranger: aqui so se encontra
You: estou neste momento a comer uma boa feijoada e tu?
Stranger: chinses koreanos e brasileiros
Stranger: foi a primeira vez
Stranger: ainda não tou a comer
You: eu estou agora a tomar o pequeno-almoço
You: nada como tomar uma boa feijoada
You: para começar bem o dia
You: ya... acordei praí há 2 horas
You: ainda tenho que almoçar, lanchar e depois jantar
Stranger: eu sai a duas horas do aeroporto
Stranger: acordei as 5 da manhã
You: já brinquei o suficiente contigo
You: que precisas duma boa massagem
Stranger: vai la tudo de bom para ti ;)
You: Frabex POWAA!!!! Fica bem.
You: obrigado e igualmente
You have disconnected.
***by Frabex***
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